Wednesday, August 5, 2009

More jokes! You're so happy!

We made up more jokes tonight. The theme? Expletives!

What do you yell when you're south of the border? Mexpletives.
What do you yell when you're just north of the border? Texmexpletives.
What do you yell when you meet David Pogue? Hightechspletives.
What do you yell when you meet Ryan North? T-Rexpletives.
What do you yell when you're eating colored sugar? Pixiestixpletives.
What do you yell when you meet Charon? Riverstyxpletives.
What do you yell when you meet Littlefoot? Longneckspletives.
What do you yell when you're yelling fake swears? Heckspletives.
What does Val Kilmer yell when he yells at Willow? Peckspletives.

And our two favorites, for their subtle nuances (read aloud):

What else do you yell when you're yelling fake swears? Fauxpletives.
What do you yell when you're getting a divorce? Expletives.

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Bakes. said...

i love your jokes so much.

Rachel Helps said...

yes. I am happy.