Saturday, June 20, 2009

Prepare to laugh, people!

Sometimes Andy and I play this game where we make up joke after joke based around a theme. Here are some examples, and please, share the joy by reading them out loud right now:


(The theme here is "blu-ray.")
What is a ghost's favorite movie format? Boo Ray.
What is a mystery-solving cartoon dog's favorite movie format? Scooby-Doo Ray.
What is RKO's King Kong's favorite movie format? Faye Wray.
What is a Da-Da's favorite movie format? Man Ray.
What is a blind jazz pianist's favorite movie format? Charles, Ray.

(The theme here is "The Quorum of the Twelve Apostles" and "Prophets.")
What is the twelve apostles' favorite cereal? Honey Bunches of Oaks.
What is the twelve apostles' favorite sauce? Holland-aise.
What do the twelve apostles do when they're sleepy-nar? Go to Bednar.
What is the twelve apostles' favorite techno artist? Paul Oaks-enfold.
What is the prophets' favorite grocery store? Smith's.
What is the prophets' second-favorite grocery store? F. Smith's.
What is the prophets' third-favorite grocery store? Fielding Smith's.

(The theme here is, "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.")
What's written above the entrance to the Catholic inferno? "Abandon all Popes, ye who enter here."
What's written above the entrance to a rockclimber's inferno? "Abandon all ropes, ye who enter here."
What's written above the entrance to the tortoise inferno? "Abandon all hope, ye who enter hare."
What's written above the entrance to the literary theorist's inferno? "Abandon all tropes, ye who enter here."

(The theme here is, "Brangelina.")
What did they call it when Angelina Jolie started dating a Mexican dessert? Flangelina.
What did they call it when Angelina Jolie started dating Flock of Seagulls? And-I-Rangelina
What did they call it when Angelina Jolie started dating a waxy art medium? Crayongelina.
What did they call it when Angelina Jolie started dating a preacher on TV? Televangelina.
What did they call it when Angelina Jolie started dating a little Cuban refugee? Eliangelina.
What did they call it when Angelina Jolie started dating Atlas Shrugged? Ayn-Rangelina

That's but a small sampling.

If you did not think those were utterly hilarious, you are wrong.

8 reason(s) to click here:

Amber said...

Which of the twelve apostles is a famous bull fighter? El Tom Perry. Ole!

(We do this too :) )

Lindsay said...

Quality. Especially liked the Apostles ones.

Optimistic. said...

My family did that once with the theme "Mordor," except you had to pronounce it with the weird rolled r's.

Examples:

What sort of car does Sauron drive? A four door.
What does Sauron ask for around a campfire? More s'mores.
What does San Francisco need? More whores.

(My sister made that last one up, though we're still not sure why San Francisco, per se.)

Bakes. said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA these are amazing!!! i love ya'll!! i think my favorites are man ray and faye wray. genius.

Whistler said...

lol! this is one of the reasons we are friends

bismark said...

reminds me of when some elders and i on my mission came up with a list of LDS themed ice cream flavors...

cherry dew... l. tom pear-y... etc.

Erin said...

I do think those are hilarious. Because you and your husband are hilarious, that's why.

MichelleAlison said...

oh I love you guys :)