Krebscout Survival Tip #32: If you are a goldfish, you should eat.
Schlumpy, my anorexic, moustachioed, air-gulping, bubble-burping, passive-aggressive, middle-aged goldfish of four days passed away some time in the night.
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I'm so sorry to hear that - I never got to meet him.
How tragic! I would be so sad to find my little fishy dead. You have my condolences.
Wait... Schlumpy was one of us? I mourn his loss even more.
That's too bad, friend. Despite popular belief, goldfish are actually pretty hard to keep alive...they come to you with too many diseases already.
Have you tried a beta?
aw, poor krebscout. and I never even got to meet schlumpy! poor schlumpy, to go in the middle of the night like that, with no one to hear his last words. :(
my sympathies.
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